I was watching this movie before I came to NH on vacation and took the time to type out a few quotes from the movie which were completely funny. Here they are for you:
"Ocean Breeze Soap: For People Who Don't Want to Stink" --Gil
"Look, buddy, I don't take off my clothes for anyone, even if it is 'artistic.'" --Janice, to Gonzo
"Hey, they finally made it to Broadway, and I got tickets!"
"Are they good seats?"
"They sure are! They're on the next train out of town!"
--Statler & Waldorf